a lame butt blogs here

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i love that theres like

friend love

like you can desperately be in love w/ somebody

but like

in the friend way

u feel me

209 plays

fynondisneysongs:

What’s Mine is Yours - All Dogs Go To Heaven

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

interstellarspeedster:

Guys? Did I do it right?

the first time I’ve ever had a chipotle burrito and didn’t like it

I couldn’t eat half of it ugh I’ve had better burritos than that, good thing I used my employee discount

albinwonderland:

kateordie:

Suffer for fashion, or whatever

how breasts actually work

generalbri:

generalbri:

Taking quality screenshots guys

OH WAIT THERE WAS ANOTHER

Gems! Pull your weapons!

If there’s one thing Richmond has a lot of, it’s tattoo parlors and piercing shops. River City Tattoo likes to do a decent amount of “no charge apprenticeship piercing” appointments and April, who got her daith done at the same place a week prior, told me that they were taking appointments today sOOOOO

on the phone they told me they weren’t doing any more nostrils today but when I got there my apprentice said she could do it along with my conch

Hoorah for spur of the moment piercings, thanks RVA for feeding my addiction.

stevebrule:

do she got the booty?

she dooooooooooo

sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

How to tell if a star likes you❤

♈ Aries: They will tell you again, and again in every way possible &amp; pay you attention, they will become more attentive and thoughtful 
♉ Taurus: They will give you little gifts and show their generous/sharing nature; they will like to take you out on "traditional" romantic dates
♊ Gemini: They will listen to you, and let you talk, they will tell will try to become your friend first and be nervous/giggle a lot, more 'personalities'/personality facets can come out 
♋ Cancer: They will always enquire as to how you feel, they may withdraw and become shy and introverted for their own protection, they will share their feelings with you and be unpredictable
♌ Leo: They will talk about you, to their friends, family .. .anybody. They will be proud of you and show you off
♍ Virgo: They make sure your life is working, organise your accounting details, re-arrange their schedule so there is enough time for you, they may not be affectionate but they are warm and will watch you
♎ Libra: They always like to be around you, introduce you quickly to their close friends and family, will ask your advice in opinions and decision making 
♏ Scorpio: They're "there". They're asking you questions, wondering about your friends, watching your life, making suggestions, helping you do research, researching you and they're talking about what kind of relationship works and why.
♐ Sagittarius: They try to make you laugh, and bring you alongside with them in life, they will compromise their own freedom for you, they are overt and open in their affections 
♑ Capricorn: They laugh around you, they will open up secretive and hidden parts of themselves and share surprising stories about themselves 
♒ Aquarius: They are around you but unwilling to share their feelings, they will involve you in their plans for the future one day; but the next day you aren't a part of it, they will make friends with you first
♓ Pisces: They will have a "look" in their deep set, watery eyes, they will tell you about the dreams they have, they keep up communication, they may become more shy and anxious around you (initially)