May 2012
b3war3-th3-band3rsnatch:
vickumss:
I have this horrible crick in my neck. I desperately need a massage
Too bad I’m miserably single. Massaging myself isn’t working.
TEN THOUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK.
OH IF ONLY I COULD UNSCREW MY HEAD AND POP IT BACK ON.
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when Korra and Aang finally meet
Korra: Avatar Aang, it's a pleasure to finally meet-
Aang: /HUGS/
Flirting:
Normal people: hey babe you're really cute.
Me: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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I have this horrible crick in my neck. I desperately need a massage
Too bad I’m miserably single. Massaging myself isn’t working.
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Personal mission.
When I’m finally a VCU student this summer, I am hitting the Cary Street gym at least three times a week. Between classes, after class, after work, I am hitting it.
April 2012
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That awkward moment when Cliffjumper can't jump...
star-sniper:
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I wish I liked my body more. I wish I would stop making excuses as to why I don’t have time to work out and make an effort to do it if it’s really a goal to me.
I’m up to 220 lbs again; I just want to look at myself in the mirror and smile because I want to, not because I should.
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sowhatelseisblu asked: Well sir, if you're having a problem with customer support, you can call 1-800-EAT-A-DICK.
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harryststyles:
harry: let’s finish this the way we started harry: together voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Every RP ever
Me: character, i love you, you are my favorite
Me: now suffer for my enjoyment
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Fun shit that Roddy and Springer do as a couple
roddymuffin:
Sex
A game of “Let’s call Springer ‘adorable’ and see if he is fast enough to catch and punch me”
Sex
Making fun of Prowl
Sex
Enough cuddling to make the entire human population happy forever
Sex
Hiding away from everybody and being adorable together
Sex
Getting shitfaced
Drunken sex
colfricans:
you know you’re my friend if
i hit on you a lot
i insult you a lot
i constantly tell you that i hate you
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niggapus:
it’s gotten to that point in the school year where even copying someones work is too much to handle
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